Police

 Police arrest a tiny eight year old boy in a Key West school - oh my. Fellow colleagues, we are not making this one up. It is just too crazy insane. What is going on?

zoom

 Hey, we do not enjoy using zoom. Just when you thought is could not get any worse. OK, so here we are. Maybe, it is might fault - I was born in the wrong year.

sunrise

 Always, there is a new sunrise. It does give us... like something amazing to look forward to - a new tomorrow is there for us.

ocean

 I do love our ocean. Yeah, we know that it can call out to us. However, I do have a question for you. What is its own message?

plants

Most plants are green. Scientists are not sure on what the reason is. They claim that our plants should absorb all types of energy. OK, so they would be black and we would live in one eerie universe. Maybe, plants are purple in another universe.

sears

There are many FEARS over sears. Less than 100 Kmart and sears remain. Folks, we can even detect the sound of a death rattle in its own voice. Ah yes, the end nears... like very soon in sears. Hey, we have not gone to that iconic store in years.

mono

Oh wow, monochrome is so wow, It is our new rage. Yeah, we see that black and white photographs have a resurgence. Well, that factor does indeed surprise me. Definitely, we did not see it coming.

green

I do love to see green. Yeah, it is a favorite color of mine. Honestly, some people like reds and oranges. Those colors are so warm. OK, so that said, it is hard to find a color that is more serene... than pastoral green.

moped

Revel moped has safety issues. Actually, that fact does not surprise us. Yo, life is certainly an interesting game. Sadly, for some... like it might be game over.

zoom

Hey, our gov may ban tik tok and zoom. Basically, they promote communism. Well, that is a mighty um worrisome. Do hope that we can RESOLVE our pressing issues.

Kohls

Kohls might be closing all stores - on thanksgiving day that is. Oh wow, that really is some sour news. OK, so for us anyway. Frankly, this is one eerie universe we are in.