computer bugs

Do you notice that software is less stable over many years? Ah yes, computer bugs are more common. Third world countries do supply our giant cadres of 50 cents an hour computer programmers. Dude, we get that for which we pay, and it should indeed surprise no one.

Worst cars ever

Here is a list. Worst cars ever are:

Ford Edsel should be number one.

Drones

Drones from amazon can scan your mansion... later they will suggest some repairs. Well, this is a bit unsettling to me. Like they are doing too much scanning. It really does make me feel uneasy. Hey, that is just me. BTW, Jeff was the richest man in the world yesterday, but today that is no longer so. Oh yes, Bill Gates is the richest man once more.

nano

Sadly, apple says that the iPod nano is going away. Like there are so many warm memories. Still, people do not listen to a lot of pod casts or music. Yeah, we are certainly living in a very different age.

eclipse glasses

NASA issues a warning. OK, so some eclipse glasses are not safe for use. Hey, things just keep on going max worse. Looking at the sun. Yeah, that should indeed be a crime.

Don't get some cheap knock off glasses at amazon. Please do pay some more. Fellows, your eyes are precious.

Ethanol

Ethanol bill defeated in congress. They are against green energy. All talk about a carbon tax to help us. Folks, that is just a cunning scam. Yeah, it is to get our money.

Look at the new bike tax in ore gone. Maybe you can explain that one.

Tax havens

Tax havens do help the rich stay rich and the poor stay poor. Most people do not understand that as tax rate go up... those who are super wealthy move their money over seas. Politicians can no longer access our resources. Most have been moved to prevent the rich from having to pay. OK, so our gov TAXES our poor even more. Frankly, it just keeps on going worse.

faster horses

Henry Ford did ask some people what they wanted in terms of transportation and they said "faster horses" not cars. Often, people do not know what they want right away. Like they do not understand our universe.

Michael Vick

Michael Vick advises Colin Kaepernick to go get a hair cut and trouble ensues. He was giving good advice as we need to dress for success. Hey, the human brain acquires 90% of its information through the eyes. OK, so maybe Colin Kaepernick should try to listen more. That requires using ears.

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20 reasons

20 reasons why you should not date a street walker photographer. Hey, I can give you many more reasons. Well, there we go.

great catch

Oh yes, great catch we say. After all, we like to play with our canine companions. Hey, we do not own a dog anymore. That my friends is a form of slavery, but we do associate with a  cunning canine american.

white noise app

Aha, people have trouble falling asleep due to common worries. Let you I phone come to your rescue. Here is a white noise app. Just like a waterfall, this can set you at ease. If you do not believe me... try it and see. Maybe I should say hear instead of see.

amazon prime

It is fun to live in a rural area. However, amazon will stop shipping to those soon. It is just too expensive. Here it is. Yeah, we do love amazon prime. Often we wonder if it is a blessing or a curse. Still, if you live in nature, you don't get any.  Get ready to pay more. Not that we are speaking from our own experience... there we are.

verizon

Look at verizon. Netflix is being throttled now. Well, that should not surprise us. Yeah, we like to watch movies. However, these are nasty companies. Stop choking us. Please remember that firms will under deliver and over promise.

28

She retired with two million at 28 years in age. Well, applaud we can. Do hope she that the rest of her life is something she can enjoy. After all, fishing can get boring real fast we tell you. It is best that she find some hobbies to use up the time as most of her cohorts will be working when they are seventy even.

Netflix

Netflix is gaining. However, they have horrible movies. Most are so crappy... we do not wanna view em even. Get better content or join blockbuster as a bankrupt company.

soda tax

Politicians want a soda tax now. They say it is good for us. Funny, most people do like to drink coke or pepsi. Well, those days are soon over. Like there is gonna be a TAX on sugary soda pop. Do expect that tax to increase. Probably it will go up every year. Oh wow, what will the future give us... more woe.

rivers

Frankly, we do love rivers. However, living next to one is a pain. Mostly, this is due to the fact that streams tend to flood in the spring. Also, we do not want to live in fear of rain. Like that is what we are saying.

time travel movies

What are the best time travel movies ever? Here are a few, but there are so many. Yeah, we like the idea of going to the far tomorrow and finding out what our future is. Maybe it is best not to know, but we are so curious.

water crisis

Cities need to solve the water crisis. OK, so one way is reverse osmosis. Fresh water is not so common. It is less than 1% as most is salt water in our ocean.

Google

Google expands fact checking now. Conflict is in our air. Facts are important to us. Let us understand what is going on. Yeah, we can handle the truth, so give it to us.

flying cars

There are many different types of flying cars people are working on. Most of these will not be in production any time soon. Yeah, we would love to have a flying car. They are the staple of science fiction movies. However, they are not part of real science. Like there are so many reason. First off, they are super expensive. Unless we win a big jack pot prize... do believe that most of  us will never own one.

pretty sky

Certainly, the pretty sky is a sight to view. Look at the amazing panorama. It is enormous. Just let it catch your gaze.

Illinois Senate passes TAX increase

Illinois Senate passes TAX increase. This is the opposite of our pay. It goes down and our income taxes go up. OK, so the result is that we got less money every year. Hey, can we time travel to the 1950's my fine ones?