Round up

Round up causes cancer. This weed killer might kill you. Hey, we are not making this up. It is going all over. Ah yes, those wonderful men in science. Just what did you cook up now?

wall mart

OK, so wall mart competes with amazon. They are grabbing online retailers just now. WALL mart snaps one more. Like this is a wow.

princess peach

Ah yes, princess peach loves mario.  He is the lucky one. Well, she is a princess.



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TV or not TV

Record numbers of people are abandoning television just now. 

Laptops are the main screen.

TV or not TV says me.

economy

Look at our economy. Coca-Cola will cut 1,200 jobs now. There is no reason. Like they still sell a lot of bottles and can. Just what is going on?

movies

Dominating is important in movies. Just look at Netflix and amazon. Here is what is coming in may. Friends, we see a lot of third rate D listed actors, but few big ones. Like those are less expensive. Yeah, that is what we guess. ♬

Shopping

Shopping is a scary experience. Look at all the malls closing down and boarding up. Customers go no green. Fellows, it is our own economic crisis. Yeah, they are getting even worse. Do wish politicians would not lie to us. After all, they claim we are improving every year.

WiFi

Crooks stealing your WiFi can make you sorry. They slow you down to a crawl even. Hey, what do we say?

pixel phone

Google's new pixel phone is better than an I phone - yes. It has a better display and screen. Oh my, it has a headphone jack - wow. Friends, this is one super wow screen. Like this is so awesome.

Jobs of the future

Jobs of the future that pay. Here are nine. Robots might be taking over. Hey, we are not so sure. Think of all the changes you will see. OK, so we need to find a new way. Most humans do not want to be staring at a giant super high res screen.

Starbucks

Starbucks profits fall as economy worsens. Always, we get nasty news. Do wish that things can improve. However, that is not what we see. Fact is, we need to get cheaper coffee as we got limited resources.

Flowers

Flowers brighten up our year. Ah yes, spring is in our air. All of us can go out without a care. Scientists say we got an early spring. They do blame global warming. OK, so guess what - just guess. Like we do not think so. Temperatures are quite normal for this year. If it was so warm... I would turn my air conditioner on. Frankly, that is not our case. Look at my heating bill for January if you want more evidence that there is no global warming.

Truck attack

Truck attack in Sweden is worrisome. Maybe people will finally wake up. How much longer can this go on? What we have to do is ban trucks and cars. Oh yes, everyone must make use of bicycles from now on.

Retail Bubble

Retail Bubble gets worse. Stores are closing all over. Blame our economic crisis. It could be that we see more woe. Basically, customers got no green. OK, so the result is sales have been going down every year. Malls are turning into ghost towns now.

Hell

Uber tracked the Lyft drivers using a Hell program. This indeed can surprise no one. Look at the history of this company. Frankly, obeying laws is not at the top of their priority stack as we see.  Sadly, they play fast with the rules of the game. However, we could see the end to this nasty firm that always comes up with more excuses.

tall ship

Do you want a tall ship to get into wind power? It is a great new process. Do wish we had a method to not use diesel fuel and instead use renewable energy.

companions

Lonely is how we feel without any companions. Cities aggravate this desire for some reason. Like you are surrounded by people but no friends and plenty of enemies. Don't fully understand what is going on.

fake news

Right now there is a lot of fake news. It helps a few citizens make some REAL money. Look at what is now going on. Politicians are flat out lying to us. Often people wonder what fake news is. Hey, that can depend on who you are.