Electric Bicycles

 Electric Bicycles are near critical mass. Sales are way up. They could eventually replace our cars. I do not know what this even means. 

36 countries

 There are 36 countries with less than 10% vaccine. Most of these countries are very poor. Citizens cannot afford food even. Hey, we need to become more aware.

Balcony

 Balcony is nice. It is like you get to go outside and breathe in some pure air. Well, that certainly is the case in summer. Do not think that in winter it will see much use. Also, it is not so nice in a rainy season.

5G

 5G is coming to chrome books - wow. That would speed up downloads in a big way. 4G takes a while for me. Fiber is still so max.

New York

 New York sees the largest population loss ever. Folks, our situation is serious. People do need to finally wake up. It is that New York is under a major curse. Maybe, we need to read our Holy Bible some more. After all, we are in the last days now.

economic crisis

 Currently, we are in an economic crisis. Yeah, that should not surprise us as in never. Just look at grocery prices. Those are going up. However, we have not seen a major increase in our wages. Expect conditions to get even worse.

INFLATION

 Spending did decrease by our consumers. Also, we see INFLATION soars. Do notice that I am typing INFLATION in an upper case. Hey, that is because it is double digits now. Food is getting very expensive. Maybe, I should get some chickens as I can feed them table scraps. OK, so in turn, they do give me some eggs.

FED

 FED admits that inflation is on a roar. Fellow colleagues, this is some awesome news. Yeah, they need to wake up and smell the coffee perking in an early morning sunrise. Definitely, we are seeing a big change in the direction we are going in. Expect people to finally admit there is a major increase in grocery prices.

Adobe

 Abobe stock just got crushed like an egg. There is no way to photoshop this one. Yeah, things might get even worse. People do not like having to pay out money for a subscription every month of every year. I do prefer a one-time fee or price.

hash tags

 Here is a social media tips for you. Ah yes, hashtags are something that we can use. In fact, it is able to help people find you. Just please remember to not overdo it and make yourself an annoying orange. Well, there we are.

London bridge

 OK, so the London bridge is so iconic. Yeah, a lot of tourists have this landmark as a must-see. However, the history of the London bridge is a bit um scary.

amazon

 Farewell all my brothers and sisters, but here is some sour news. Yeah, it is from amazon. They might get rid of Alexa, this year even.  Hey, we did not see that one. Talk about life throwing me a curve. Sadly, we are seeing a world that is getting weirder every year. Maybe, it is just me. Honestly, we do not know what is coming soon.

religion

 A lot of parents are raising kids without religion now. Maybe, I should rephrase that and say that Christianity is going away. Old religions are often replaced by new ones. Well, we can guess... that the new one is science. Books are still taught to students in school, but teachers are fired for mentioning God's son. Jesus is his name.

ocean

 Yo, the ocean economy is massive. Yeah, it will grow at a quick pace. Hey, we did say grow. Basically, we need to understand the world that is around us.

eyes

 A bored security guard sees an insipid painting and draws some eyes.   Hey, we are not making this one up. After all, it does sound like something we would read on onion news. Finally, he did make it look better in my eyes. It should now be worth more money. Perhaps, the security guard will find other paintings that he needs to improve. Yeah, it is really quiet and boring inside a massive museum.