Face recognition

Face recognition technology is scanning us. This really noxious software is creeping... like into every corner. Basically, our privacy is no more. Expect laws to be passed to regulate us even more. What can we see? Yeah, every day there is a new rule or reg. Sadly, they find a new law to pass. Oh yes, it is supposed to protect us.

Roger Moore

Roger Moore is gone. He played James Bond the super spy in movies. Sadly, he is one actor we will miss. 2020 seems so sterile for some reason.

20%

20% of our books are on paper. These old school paperback books are often cheaper than e-books even. Yo, that really does surprise me. After all, an e-book costs a lot less to produce and it is way easier to move electrons down a wire... than physical books down an expressway. Well, the future is what it is.

Don Imus

Don Imus is gone. He was a legendary shock jock on radio years ago. Well, he will be missed by many. I really hope that he can go to a better place than this one.

wind power

Brothers and sisters, the future could be wind power. Still, we are not so sure. First off, those large generators are so expensive. Second, the wind is intermittent and that means... basically, we need to have other backup sources. OK, so we could have some peaker power plants that run on natural gas.

curve

AI has trouble reading text in a curve. Well, amazon is on our rescue. They have a new way. Hey, this is great ocr news. Maybe, we will have better luck now. Basically, we do need to find a machine learning algorithm with more power.

GAN

GAN means generative adversarial network and it is an AI method that we find is very promising. For example, here is the latest from amazon. They have a GAN we know as deep composer. It can be put to use... like to compose computer music.

flux cap

Back to the future was a great movie. I really like the flux cap. Well, according to Dr. Brown, it is what makes time travel possible.



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cows

Question for you. Hey, is dairy free better than milk from cows? Hey, that is certainly an interesting idea, but who can say? I do not like soy. Oh wow, it tastes like crap. Fact is, soy has substances similar to estrogen and that could cause cancer.

poor

It is a terrible time to be poor. Cuts to food stamps are serious.  Folks, we are in an ominous economic crisis. Sadly, things might get even worse.

Deep learning

Deep learning is all the rage. Still, we need to think about the world we are in. Artificial intelligence requires intensive programming. Also, it consumes massive resources. Expect artificial intelligence computers to be expensive.

7%

7% of Disney minus users... do plan to cancel Netflix - wow. This is some scary news. Hey, we need to get better movies. I am tired of seeing crap. Please do send um Netflix the memo. Oh yes, it is TIME to improve your service.

Njord

Njord water condenser creates water out of thin air. Fellow colleagues, this is an amazing technological breakthrough for people who get tired in an easy manner. Hey, we do not have to carry jugs no more. All that backbreaking work is gone. Well, let us celebrate this facet of the future that is upon us.

Boeing

Boeing messes up once more. Folks, it is not just the 737 max. System wide problem are all over this once iconic company. It reminds me of sears. Yeah, the good old days certainly are gone. We do hope that they may recover.

mosque

Minnesota saw the vandalism of a mosque. It is treated as a hate crime. Fellows, we need to see what is going on around us. Dark clouds at the end of the horizon point to a hard rain. Let us open our eyes.

Star Trek

Star Trek is now racism. Yo folks, we cannot make this story up. It is just too crazy insane. Uhura is said to be a secretary and people who watch the series... frankly, they are bigots for some reason. Maybe, it is because they discriminate against weird aliens that are green. Gotta love those social justice key board warriors.

AI

Machine learning and artificial intelligence are in a zoom. AI is in a boom, but there is still a lot of room. Hey, the water is fine and it is time to jump in.

cars

A lot of cars are going away. Blame our on going economic crisis. Yeah, people do not have a much money. That is probably just one reason. Hey, we will certainly miss those cars. Frankly, there is a lot that we will miss.

face rec

I do not like face rec. Yeah, facial recognition steals from us.  There is so much that gives life meaning. Sadly, a lot of it is gone.

Retail sales

Retail sales fall short of forecast due to poor holiday season. Folks, this is an ominous omen. It should not surprise us.

rain or snow

People in the west are getting heavy rain or snow. Frankly, this negative news is worrisome. I do hope that conditions can improve.

newspaper

Do you still remember the old newspaper? Well, we still read news. However, it does not come in paper no more. Oh yes, we have the digital version now. Folks, it is easier to move electrons along a copper wire.

AI

AI will hit the wall soon. That does not surprise me. Face Book says it will employ AI to do content moderation and other common uses. Honestly, at this stage in our game... like we really do need to learn a lot more. Machine Intelligence is in its infancy now.

memes

Decade of memes is upon us. Most are not funny, but some are. Also, let me add, some are quite cruel or mean. Let us try to be nicer.

5G

Apple embraces 5G now. That is awesome news. Glad that we can surf at high speed on the information super max express way. Certainly, we still remember previous um 3G and 2G even. Folks, those technologies were slow to the max.

Cyber Monday

Cyber Monday will have record sales it seems. After all, customers are flocking to the amazing internet to save some coins. Yeah, that is how it can seem. Frankly, I believe that we are in an economic crisis. Do hope that we can avoid entering into a massive recession.

Farmer

OK, so here is a new school farmer that makes more money... being on youtube than from growing crops. This is the new world that we are now in. Hard to explain just how it works, but basically, to me, it makes no sense. After all, he needs to get ready to appear... like in front of a camera. Let me add that editing all your videos is time-consuming.

scene

I have heard the saying - pretty as a picture, and here it is. This really is an awesome scene. Just look at those ponderous magnificent mountains that stand there right in front of us. Honestly, it can simply take your breath away. God did create an enormous universe. Oh yes, we need to thank him for what he has given us.

cameras

I am looking for the best um Black Friday deals on cameras. Yeah, we should look around for what is available for us. Certainly, this is one busy holiday season. Maybe, it is a bit too busy as workers are forced to work extra hours and some for no pay.

western movies

I still remember western movies. They are not as pop now. Yeah, we live in the politically correct age. Don't say any thing because it might actually offend some one.

corporate debt

OK, so corporate debt is on a rise. It could affect amazon. Yeah, this scary news is so  worrisome. Do get ready for a long hard rain.

amazon

Did you get your package from amazing amazon? First is goes on a long journey. Before it gets to your door even. This is quite surely an enormous company. Hard to keep track of where it is going.

FEDEX

FEDEX will slash its pension. This is really some sour news. Well, that is especially true if you are a senior. Glad to see that people are finally waking up. Brothers and sisters, we are in a minor economic crisis.

thread ripper

Oh wow, thread ripper is near. This massive AMD chip will have 64 cores. Fellow colleagues, that event amazing is certainly a double wow. Honestly, most people do not need that much processing power. Still, there it is.

born

Sadly, not enough new people are born now. Demand for schools is down, but for retirement villages is up. Home Depot does report a dramatic drop in earnings. Less homes are necessary. Expect an increase in... the allowed retirement age.

the banker

Apple will not release the banker on its streaming service. They have some concerns on our movie. Yeah, that does not surprise me. Hey, it is one eerie universe we are in. Maybe, it is a bit too ominous.

sand

BBC says that the world is running out of sand grains. Well, we do not think so. Talk about click bait to get more views. Florida should worry. After all, they need a lot of sand for their beautiful beaches and other uses.

Disney minus

10 million subscribers on day one. Yeah, that is Disney minus. I still keep on getting major errors. For example error 83 is common. What does this error even mean? Please tell us - that we did not make a major mistake in signing up.

Questions

Questions are many. Few are our answer. Do tell, and here is one. Where are most people going? Oh yes, we know what the final destination is.

big ben

Actually, big ben is a time travel icon. Yeah, just go to London and you tell me. Hey, we see big ben as a clock in a lot of time travel movies. Well, that is nice. Do hope that we get a major breakthrough in temporal science.

act smart

Maybe, we are not act smart, but we can at least try to appear so. Here are 10 impressive tricks to help you.  Bro, we did say impressive. Close your mouth during office meetings should indeed be number one. After all, it is better to appear a fool, than to open your mouth and remove... like what little doubt that remains.

snow

Hey, there is a certain chill in our air. Do hope it can warm up. Folks, there is just too much of the white stuff as in snow. Best that we DRESS warm.

Mandalorian

I watched the Mandalorian on Disney plus and it could be called Disney minus. This show is poor. In fact, it is so poor... that I tuned off the movie. Well, it is more of a TV series. OK, so think of what star wars would look like if it had been written by your young video game playing son. Emphasis on the word - young. Frankly, the movie... looks like a video game. Except that it is a poor quality one. Yeah, one that you find in the bargain basement of a department store on sale for a dollar - wow.

Luminar

Luminar has a lot more artificial intelligence in its software programs. OK, so sky replacement is one. Brothers and sisters this app is super max. Frankly, we use it a lot and are happy with the results it is giving us.

CGI

CGI means that famous movie actor James Dean from the fifties is acting once more. Yo, we are not making this story up. After, we have powerful neural network technology now.

arctic blast

Oh wow, an arctic blast will bring cold air or snow. Folks, let me be honest with you. Like I really do wonder about global warming. Sadly, there is none. Instead, we are looking at the beginning of a mini ice age.

AI

Elon Musk says AI or artificial intelligence is the biggest threat to the human race. Funny, it is not global warming. Hey, I do love the Tesla self driving electric cars. However, I do doubt that they will be sentient life forms any time soon.

1959

Motorized scooters were available in 1959 wow. Hey, um lime we are so sorry. I can certainly wonder why this amazing "new" technology never caught on. Ah yes, we did say never. Maybe, the answer is rain. Hey, we really do prefer to use cars.

hyper technology

Expect hyper technology to pick up its own pace. Well, we could use some major stimulus for our anemic economy.

gym

People say that we should spend more TIME in a gym. Well, we are not so sure. Let me be frank with you. The place is great to do exercise. However, it can be boring to the max.

future

Frankly, the future is not what we once thought that it was. Reality tends to slowly creep in. Ah yes, what is real is quite different than what is REEL as in movies.

wag

Yo, wag is a dog walking start up. I wonder if the company founder ever saw... like the "wag the dog" movie.

CGI

CGI is getting close to a real person. Do like the acronym. It does stand for computer generated images. Actually, those are quite common in movies. Yeah, and they are popping up more and more in video games.

Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez shot her latest music video on an iphone - wow. I really do not like her voice. Actually, her music is so so. That said, the Apple I phone is a poor camera. Hey, it has a tiny little lens and a small sensor.


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uber passengers

Drivers are not getting tips from most uber passengers. Well, that is some sour news. After all, most drivers probably make less than our own minimum wage.

AOC

AOC or Alexandria Ocasio Cortez supports Bernie Sanders for prez. She should watch the Weedend at Bernie's movie. Hey, that is Bernie waving again.

yugo

I have been told that the yugo is the worst car ever. Maybe, you can imagine a worse car. Hey, it will not be so easy.

emoji

I really do love emoji. However, they are taking over. Just look at your messages. Quick, what were they like a few years ago? Most are now fill of cute faces that are smiling at me. Let me add that hearts are so common.

Yahoo

Yahoo is deleting all content posted to Yahoo groups. Definitely, this is some sour news. I do like group. Well, it is going away. Maybe, this is seen as um progress. Sadly, all we have left are our memories. Life goes on.

Winter

Winter is near. Expect to see some snow. Well, that means summer is over. Hey, it gets a bit chilly at night now.

our woods

Fellows, our woods are ugly and very scary. Predators indeed do creep. After they attack us... like we do weep.

Apple maps revamp

Apple maps revamp is awesome. Glad that I have an I phone now. Hey, we do need maps. Let me add, things may improve.

shopping 👜

Ah yes, shopping 👜 is expensive. Customers are not going to the mall as they once were. Frankly, we can still remember that the mall use to be full in previous years. Well, it does look like a ghost town now.

record snow

North Dakota experiences record snow. This is a bit early in our year.

Google Pixel

Google Pixel is wow. Here are the latest rumors. I like the camera. OK, so the night mode is super max.

Texting

Texting and sending messages... like that is so popular now. In fact, we could goes as are as to say - it is max pop. I do wonder on a reason. After all, talking face to face is much better for me. A lot of time is lost just looking at a screen.

Robots

Robots can deliver pizza. Certainly, this is awesome news. Do hope that we can get drone delivery soon. Hey, that would be so max.

paper

Folks, we are learning to love paper once more. It use to be a hit years ago. Sadly, we decided that plastic was better for us. Still, paper is environmentally friendly and we can reuse... like with great ease.

grass hopper

Google says grass hopper is coding for novices. Maybe, we should learn some. That sounds super max. Here we go.

Barns

Barns are great for horses, but not for me. I am not a pony. For example, Boeing stock is down some more due to 737 max issues. Hey, this use to be a great company. Sadly, our biggest export is probably grain now.

yesteryear

I do remember yesteryear, an ancient by gone age. Well, that is how it seems. Yet, we must always push on. Forward we must go. The wheels of progress keep on turning for us. Ah yes, we did indeed say - progress. 👓

beautiful or an eyesore?

Question for you. OK, so is it beautiful or an eyesore?

Please do give us an answer.

ransom ware

Hackers are attacking with ransom ware. They can even hit your expensive camera. Folks, this is scary. Wifi is suppose to be my friend, but it does act as if it were an enemy. Times are strange to be sure.

amazon

Walmart really wants you to think that they currently have the best price. OK, so does amazon. Basically, you should do a price comparison. Like the internet is great for that one. Find out who the real winner is. Maybe, it is a much smaller company.

Youtube TV+

Youtube TV+ service is now available on amazon. Glad that this really is our case. Well, it certainly is awesome news. They could be competing with Apple TV soon.

lighthouses

Ah yes, lighthouses do have a special place for us. Before GPS, they were necessary or near so. Well, we do not need lighthouses or maps no more. Sadly, things are not as much fun in our DIGITAL era. Yeah, that is my opinion.

Airbnb

Airbnb listing was a scam. Well, that does not surprise us. Sadly, we do need some rules and regs. Otherwise, we will be crying.

Being fat

Being fat is not a matter of will power. Metabolic profiles are not all the same. Doctors should have more compassion. Well, that class is not taught in health care. Sadly, many people are victims of jokes about their size.

Realtor

Realtor has an open house and faces a groping. Hey, my mom told me - don't go into strange cars. Uber passengers do need to wake up. Perhaps, we need to look at strange houses as being the same.

red car

I do love a red car. Yeah, it just jumps off a page. OK, so in contrast, we do not enjoy seeing a gray car. Sadly, those are boring to the max.

Alaska

Alaska cancels the republican primary. Well, that certainly is some sour news. Just what can we even say? I like choices for every one.

vortex

Often we wonder what a vortex is. Steven Gibbs claims that it is an area or rip in space... that is weak for some reason. OK, so this rip allows us to travel to an alternate parallel universe. Strange stuff to be sure.

tiny churches

Ah yes, tiny churches are cute in a way. Still, we wonder what the future can give us. Let us be frank, it will probably not be the same as now.