Kroger

Kroger wants to deliver your groceries. They have a self-driving van. Well, this is a great job for an AI program. Just remember not to crush my eggs.

red-headed woodpecker

Bro, this is so. Frankly, where I live, there is a red-headed woodpecker near me. I can often hear him tapping away. Yeah, he is looking for bugs and that bugs me.

more exercise

Citizens need more exercise. This is a critical factor in having your health improve. Get out there and breath in some pure air. Well, there we are.

Gold is bold

Gold is bold and we should get some more. Right now, crypto collapse is hitting hundreds of digital coins. Folks, this news is worrisome. It could spread and affect our entire economy. Well, we do say... not in a positive way.

Eddie Lampert

Eddie Lampert has trouble at sears. It is a slow-moving train wreck we tell you. Frustrated shoppers at exiting the beleaguered iconic company. Yeah, as we see... they are not coming back any time soon. Colleagues, we saw this customer retention issue... back in 2005 and it has sadly only grown worse. Expect to see Eddie Lampert claim that it is due to our poor economy. Well, he is right in part, but other stores such as Walmart did manage to survive.


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bus stop

There was this bus stop near our school and it attracted a certain crowd that was a mite scary. Just know that it was more than a little seedy or so it may seem. Hey, we cannot judge a book by its cover. Basically, that is what people tell me.

Prince William

Prince William on a polo pony - wow. Yeah, we do like the prince. However, it appears that his younger brother Harry is grabbing all the news. Best of luck to the both of em.

Jeff McGregor

Truepic CEO Jeff McGregor said. “The internet has quickly become a dumpster fire of disinformation." Ah yes, we agree. However, we do not see any solution to this problem as being easy.

mac mansion

What exactly is a mac mansion? Actually, my friends, we are not so sure. That said, we know that many mega-homes are major eyesores. It is best that we keep both of our eyes open. Realtors just wanna make some money. Sadly, they do not mind selling you a greasy pig.

housing crisis

Right now we see more woe. Yeah, there is a housing crisis creeping in. Sadly, the prices go up. Most people cannot afford a basic home anymore. This points to our ongoing massive recession. Just look at workers wages. Sadly, these pay increases do not keep up. Did we say - pay increases? Well, a lot of workers had to take massive cuts in pay. Otherwise, the industrial plant would move overseas. People are becoming even poorer. Meanwhile, inflation is roaring.

Cadet is a commie

Cadet is a commie. Oh yes, we agree. Spencer Rapone was kicked out of west point for the clothing he was wearing. Like wow, it was a Che t-shirt and he had a message. It was - communism can win. Hey, this guy is crazy. Please take a look at North Korea and compare it with South Korea my fine ones. Like there is no comparison. This boy, because he is not a man, is a caviar commie.

Italy

Italy is caught in a debt trap and it has no room... to engineer an escape. Folks, let that be an object lesson to all of us. Maybe, we will also be in the same area soon. Oh wow, I do hope that I am so wrong. Time will tell as we say. Please remember the fall of the roman empire.

Chihuly sculpture

Chihuly sculpture lights up. Oh yes, the Biltmore estate even. Frankly, I did go and saw the enormous Biltmore estate many years ago. Glad they added this sculpture as it is awesome. This guy has had an amazing career. Hey, the best time to see it is at night, but there we are.

China

China holds all the aces. Yeah, that would be in a full-on trade war. However, that is in the direction that we are moving. Just hope that cooler heads will prevail as we say. Otherwise, we might see both countries get angry... like with a big increase in prices. Also, we could have a terrible massive recession.

soggy fries

I do not like French fries that are soggy. Please make mine - super crispy. Also, I like them to be extra spicy. That really does bring us some awesomeness. Yeah, soggy fries are a pet peeve. Most people probably do agree.

Knives

Knives are a chef's best friend we say. OK, so can we tell the difference between a cheap and an expensive one. Like wow, this is a puzzle for us. Cheap ones tend to lose their edge right away.

energy drink

Question about energy drinks - are theses beverages power or poison? Well, they do pack a wallop for us. Maybe, that is because of the fact that they contain a combination of caffeine and sugar. OK, so the problem is that both of those substances are not good for us.

pixar

Hey, we rank every movie in pixar. Favorites are so many. Still, there are those that we certainly did not enjoy. OK, so case in point, there is or are cars. Yeah, it was without a doubt not the best Disney movie ever. Just know that the sequel is even worse. Like wow, that is often our case.


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everyone is in misery

Yo, everyone is in misery. Well, that is basically how it seems. Just wish that most things were getting better for us. Just what do we even say? Tomorrow might be a much brighter day... for us. Like we certainly do hope so. Sadly, we know that it could also be even worse.

ships are crazy

Folks, these ships are crazy. Also, they go on cruises. Yeah, like we do like to see passengers. Hey, what can we say? It is a ton of fun for you. Best times are in spring. Oh wow, it does indeed get rather hot in summer. Definitely, it is just too warm.

Farrah Fawcett

Farrah Fawcett son charged with murder in a crime spree. Let that sink in. This is a bit disturbing for us. Glad that he is not my son. Well, he is no angel as we say. Hey, we could not resist a pun. Just try to be funny, even if it does come out punny.

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Danish Design

Danish Design is an experience. Well, there is a dollar store for you. It can help make it more affordable my fine ones. Just what we need as it is. Hey, this is a great promising way. Let us strive for excellence and success.

Night Dreams

Night Dreams, what are they? A few days ago... I heard a girl asking her father for a pony. She does not realize all the work that goes into having a horse and probably does not even care. Really wonder if she knows that from now on... like she will have to wake up early every morning. That is of course to feed the horse or pony. Also, about once a month she will have to visit the red barn to shovel manure.

photos on the go

Editing photos on the go is so easy.  After all, we have a lot of apps. Most of these mini programs live on our smartphone which are ever increasing in size. Fact is, we call them phablets now. Yeah, they are a hybrid of a phone and a tablet but they really do not fit in a pocket anymore.

UPS

UPS labor dispute could affect US economy. They do a lot of deliveries for amazon. Well, that could end soon. A strike looms in the horizon as workers want more money.

memoji

Apple adds memoji to messages. Hey, we need to get up on memoji. Well, we know what is said on progress. Yeah, it stops for no one.

office supplies

Stealing office supplies is wrong. People who do it have excuses. Often, it seems so easy. Yet, we know it is a sin.

windowless airplanes

Folks, windowless airplanes are coming. Oh wow, the flat earth people are going crazy. They say this is because people were complaining that there was no curve. Well, they can now create fake windows with a fake scene. Yeah, these will show a curve. Hry, this simulated curvature will become more pronounced the higher you go. After all, who can blame science?

Department stores

Department stores are going away. Hey, they were just too expensive. Customers have limited resources. After all, we can often find what we want on the internet for less money. Oh wow, that can certainly be a big draw for us.