Holiday sales declines

Holiday sales declines slam sears. They keep on getting beat up. It is like Eddie Lampert is a punching bag for us. Do wish things could improve. However, we are in a massive economic crisis. ϴ

price praises cops

OK, so price praises cops. They arrested a reporter who was asking question that were annoying. Folks, this does not surprise me. It is not that we should obey Godwin's Law, but what are we now seeing?

Build bridges

Build bridges the pope says. Well, those cost a lot of money. Still, he is speaking in a metaphorical manner. Real bridges we must cross soon.

cities

Like wow, fantastic cities need to grow up. Hey, poke your head above the smog. That is what we see. Just remember that upper floors are more expensive.

go pro zero

Do not buy the go pro zero. Ah yes, here we mean. This is one sour camera. Like it is the opposite of awesome. Perhaps it is full of awe. That is why awful describe what this hunk of junk is. Just say no... to go pro. Please say... dude be nice. Well, we do not agree.

horse

Look at the results my fine ones. The horse was replaced by the car. Reality is what it is. All the veterinarians take care of dogs and cats now. Like they do not even treat cows.

Uber falls

Uber falls, but Lyft is rising. I guess a lot of people did delete the app. #DELETEUBER is a new meme. Yeah, it is gaining. Customers are tired of Travis we guess.

cop car

Police spend most of their time generating revenue. Basically, that means sitting behind a bush in a corner. Yeah, they are near an intersections looking for busy people who ignore a stop sign. Frankly, this is because giving out tickets brings the city money. Yeah, every place we look we see a cop car. They are their to make life even worse.

Bacteria

Bacteria create methane power. All you gotta do is eat beans my fine ones. Boy, this is not super genius. Hey yo, beans are the answer.

Religion

Religion is not as popular as it once was. OK, so back in the 60's it was near max pop. However, kids wanna have fun now. They associate fun and sin. Boy are they wrong.

mansions

Please remember that most people do not live in mansions. Yeah, they are so poor. Luck is a factor in who is wealthy and who is in penury. Find new ways.