unemployment

Yo, unemployment might rise soon. Layoffs in high-tech are on an increase. It is not just micro soft, as we also see amazon.  Complex industries are getting hit hard by our economic crisis. Sadly, we are in a woesome universe.

Apple

 Apple avoided layoffs and it might do better than its peers. Do take a look at all these high-tech companies. Most of the big ones... like they are letting go of thousands of their employees this year. It has been absolute carnage. Folks, we are heading toward a massive recession. Oh yes, we did say - massive.

DIsney

 Disney is laying-off thousands of employees now. The executive are so happy, but the workers are filled with sorrow once more. Hey, we do know that the rich get even richer, and the poor get even poorer. All is not well in the house of mouse.

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Winklevoss Twins

Winklevoss Twins are back in our news. OK, so imagine if the property brothers fixed up a house for the um Winklevoss Twins - that would be too too funny... like sorry on me pun. It is not funny to be too too punny.

cavities

 Cavities are a minor pain. This gives us... like something to chew on. Well, not if the swollen tooth is something that our dentist must um soon remove.

Goldman Sachs

 Goldman Sachs is laying off thousands of its workers this year. Folks, we are in a full-blown economic crisis. It could turn into a massive recession. Let us hope that we are wrong once more. Ah yes, the times are changing on us.

big red truck

 I used to have a big red truck years ago. Oh wow, it did use up a lot of gas. Sadly, it was breaking down more an more... like every month on me. Well, that got to be just too expensive. That said, I still have some warm memories.

cars

Right now there is a massive glut of electric cars. Yeah, this situation could trigger a new ominous price war. Expect to see Tesla stock begin to get crushed in coming months as things get even worse. People are starting to rethink range issues. Frankly, I really do not see a bright future for electric cars.

health care

 This just in. Florida bans transgender specific health care for minors. What does this news even mean? Like they should explain it to me.

virtual realestate

Folks, virtual real estate in the metaverse is a new rage. Yeah, we can indeed wonder on what exactly tomorrow can give us. There is so much that we do not imagine. Strange awesome times we are in. I do not know if we can predict what is coming soon.

financial crisis

 Ladies and gentlemen, we are facing a financial crisis. It is not just that prices are going up. The situation is serious. Customers are having trouble paying for gas. At least we do not currently have empty shelves in our grocery.

layoffs

 There are layoffs in Twitter, and these are massive. Folks, the situation is serious. Do hope these people can find jobs in other areas. High tech is often low pay.