scene

I have heard the saying - pretty as a picture, and here it is. This really is an awesome scene. Just look at those ponderous magnificent mountains that stand there right in front of us. Honestly, it can simply take your breath away. God did create an enormous universe. Oh yes, we need to thank him for what he has given us.

cameras

I am looking for the best um Black Friday deals on cameras. Yeah, we should look around for what is available for us. Certainly, this is one busy holiday season. Maybe, it is a bit too busy as workers are forced to work extra hours and some for no pay.

western movies

I still remember western movies. They are not as pop now. Yeah, we live in the politically correct age. Don't say any thing because it might actually offend some one.

corporate debt

OK, so corporate debt is on a rise. It could affect amazon. Yeah, this scary news is so  worrisome. Do get ready for a long hard rain.

amazon

Did you get your package from amazing amazon? First is goes on a long journey. Before it gets to your door even. This is quite surely an enormous company. Hard to keep track of where it is going.

FEDEX

FEDEX will slash its pension. This is really some sour news. Well, that is especially true if you are a senior. Glad to see that people are finally waking up. Brothers and sisters, we are in a minor economic crisis.

thread ripper

Oh wow, thread ripper is near. This massive AMD chip will have 64 cores. Fellow colleagues, that event amazing is certainly a double wow. Honestly, most people do not need that much processing power. Still, there it is.

born

Sadly, not enough new people are born now. Demand for schools is down, but for retirement villages is up. Home Depot does report a dramatic drop in earnings. Less homes are necessary. Expect an increase in... the allowed retirement age.

the banker

Apple will not release the banker on its streaming service. They have some concerns on our movie. Yeah, that does not surprise me. Hey, it is one eerie universe we are in. Maybe, it is a bit too ominous.

sand

BBC says that the world is running out of sand grains. Well, we do not think so. Talk about click bait to get more views. Florida should worry. After all, they need a lot of sand for their beautiful beaches and other uses.

Disney minus

10 million subscribers on day one. Yeah, that is Disney minus. I still keep on getting major errors. For example error 83 is common. What does this error even mean? Please tell us - that we did not make a major mistake in signing up.

Questions

Questions are many. Few are our answer. Do tell, and here is one. Where are most people going? Oh yes, we know what the final destination is.

big ben

Actually, big ben is a time travel icon. Yeah, just go to London and you tell me. Hey, we see big ben as a clock in a lot of time travel movies. Well, that is nice. Do hope that we get a major breakthrough in temporal science.

act smart

Maybe, we are not act smart, but we can at least try to appear so. Here are 10 impressive tricks to help you.  Bro, we did say impressive. Close your mouth during office meetings should indeed be number one. After all, it is better to appear a fool, than to open your mouth and remove... like what little doubt that remains.

snow

Hey, there is a certain chill in our air. Do hope it can warm up. Folks, there is just too much of the white stuff as in snow. Best that we DRESS warm.

Mandalorian

I watched the Mandalorian on Disney plus and it could be called Disney minus. This show is poor. In fact, it is so poor... that I tuned off the movie. Well, it is more of a TV series. OK, so think of what star wars would look like if it had been written by your young video game playing son. Emphasis on the word - young. Frankly, the movie... looks like a video game. Except that it is a poor quality one. Yeah, one that you find in the bargain basement of a department store on sale for a dollar - wow.

Luminar

Luminar has a lot more artificial intelligence in its software programs. OK, so sky replacement is one. Brothers and sisters this app is super max. Frankly, we use it a lot and are happy with the results it is giving us.

CGI

CGI means that famous movie actor James Dean from the fifties is acting once more. Yo, we are not making this story up. After, we have powerful neural network technology now.

arctic blast

Oh wow, an arctic blast will bring cold air or snow. Folks, let me be honest with you. Like I really do wonder about global warming. Sadly, there is none. Instead, we are looking at the beginning of a mini ice age.

AI

Elon Musk says AI or artificial intelligence is the biggest threat to the human race. Funny, it is not global warming. Hey, I do love the Tesla self driving electric cars. However, I do doubt that they will be sentient life forms any time soon.

1959

Motorized scooters were available in 1959 wow. Hey, um lime we are so sorry. I can certainly wonder why this amazing "new" technology never caught on. Ah yes, we did say never. Maybe, the answer is rain. Hey, we really do prefer to use cars.

hyper technology

Expect hyper technology to pick up its own pace. Well, we could use some major stimulus for our anemic economy.

gym

People say that we should spend more TIME in a gym. Well, we are not so sure. Let me be frank with you. The place is great to do exercise. However, it can be boring to the max.