Freaks

Freaks built the Silicon Valley into what it is. Yeah, as we see... this fact should really surprise no one. Hey, this world is a strange place for us. Let us try to understand what our purpose is.

Netflix movies

Just what can I say about Netflix movies? They are so bad that they are amazing.  For example, there is - Plan nine from outer space... like that should be one. Also, I remember the Benji movies. Yeah, those dog vomit Disney movies were terrible and then some more. Bro, these films are so REEL as in unREAL!

McDonald's

McDonald's sees a 12% drop in revenue.  There are not enough customers munching on big macs. It is not healthy is one reason. Well, that is what we see. Just remember to keep on eating more veggies.

California wildfire

California wildfire death toll rises.  Right now, two grandkids and a granny pass away. It really does cause us sorrow.

Cocacola

Coca-Cola is raising soda pop prices. Basically, they are blaming an increase in aluminum prices due to our ongoing trade war. Folks, that does seem like a stretch to me. All we do need now is sugar water... that is even more expensive.

Airbnb cities

Airbnb cities are many. Here are the most expensive. At the top of the list is miami. Believe it or not, it beat LA, NYC and many more. Starting at a house is over $200 per day on average. Oh wow, that is a lot of money.

Drone pictures

Drone pictures are awesome. Becoming a better drone videographer is important to us. Most people do not realize how to use this amazing tool in our new era. Hey, it is literally,  a flying camera...that can take your videos to a new level of expression.

Ewing Klipspringer

Let me tell you about the Great Gatsby novel as it was super. Ewing Klipspringer is one character that stands out for me. This person is known as the boarder or piano man. Yeah, he does liver exercises. Also, he asks Nick Carraway, the narrator of our story, for some tennis shoes and never gets em. OK, so the narrator does not like him any. Well, this might serve as a bias, but look beneath the surface and what do you see. Critics accuse the piano man of being a leech or a sponge. However, we must say that is was the incredible musical prowess of Ewing Klipspringer that got Jay Gatsby and Daisy Buchanan back together again.

airports

Yo, airports make a lot of money. Food is over price. Also, their stores charge a bunch for some new headphones that you might need. Oh yes, those are like necessary.

new site

Hey, we got a new site for you. Kuiella Taldama is our name. This one has a lot of content that is wow. Just need to get into what is going on. Folks, we certainly live in an eerie awesome universe.

Time spins away

Time spins away. Just where did it go? It will never come back again. Oh wow, we did say never. Here we go now.

newspapers

Cities are hurt by the demise of local newspapers. Democracy needs information to survive. Yeah, darkness is not good as it stifles us. It is best if people restart the newspapers in digital form on the internet even.

Rich are getting richer

Rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer. Well, that is what new studies say. Frankly, I do agree. Jobs are one reason. Most new ones... do not pay us a living wage. Blame the execs. They are always talking about cutting costs and trimming expenses.

companies

Listen to the companies. They tell us that a merger is necessary. It will bring economies of scale as well as lower prices. Funny, that is not what we see. Rather instead, the prices go up. OK, so less competition is great for a monopolistic company. However, it is bad for you as a consumer. Maybe, they think that we are morons.

Heavy rain

Heavy rain moves in. Storms are severe. OK, so we do hope that you will not lose any power. Ah yes, that is a pain. Also, keep your eyes open. This is a warm summer. Let us say that tornadoes are so common.

Freedom

Freedom is not FREE as we see. Lots of people sacrificed themselves so that we could enjoy freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and freedom of the press. Well, we now have all this talk about hate speech and there is none. What we like is not universal to every person. Let people express ideas different than your own. Hey, we could indeed be wrong.

Airlines

Airlines are affected by high fuel prices. They are starting to worry. Folks, this causes some minor issues. Customers are starting to take notice all over. Yeah, ticket prices can rise. Expect this event to occur soon.

Japan

Japan declares a natural disaster as death toll mounts in heat wave. Friends, we see this event as scary. Maybe, scientists will now use it as evidence of global warming. After all, it has been the warmest temperature ever. 105 Fahrenheit in some areas. Basically, we see a Japan that is a lot warmer than in a previous era. Do hope that people will find a way. Please stay cool if you are going.

worst product flops

OK, so what are the worst product flops ever? Do put new coke at the top of this list my fine ones. It is like a legend and makes the Edsel car seem nice.

slack

Microsoft takes on slack with teams - free version. Basically, they need to move into this new space. Future profits are on the line and they do want more earnings. Just remember that slack is seen... like as a fun product and service.

health risks

There are health risks in maturing at an early age. Often, scientists do overlook why this is. Hey, there is so much going on. Please become more aware.

unFRESH market

Fresh market is closing more groceries. What about unFRESH market where the lettuce is a warm shade of brown and the bread is so green?

soda tax

OK, so a soda tax may reduce obesity some more. Yeah, this is great if you want people to consume... less sugar. However, we see more TAXES creeping up on us. Mostly, we are told that this is to help us. Frankly, we are not so sure.

user reviews

Netflix eliminates user reviews. This reminds me of a king or a queen. If this person... does not like what you say. Basically, they cut off your head to send a message. OK, so mostly, it is - peasants dare not criticize me. Otherwise, they will pay a price. Well, most ancient royalty is now gone. Democracy is a far better system for us.

Chicago

Chicago is my kind of town the song say. What exactly does that even mean? After all, it is a hotbed of political activity.

tiny bat

This story is just in. Ah yes, a tiny bat hunts deadly scorpions. Well, that certainly is some awesome news. Basically, it does our job for us. Getting rid of vermin. Of course, some people maybe do like a scorpion. Hey, do not count me in.

rain

It does seem... that we are getting a lot of rain. Well, it is about twice what we got last year. Perhaps it is due to global warming. Like we could be warming our oceans. Yeah, that would make the evaporation rate increase.

highest gas prices

Hawaii has the highest price. California is second place, but the cost is near. Yeah, these states have the highest gas prices. It is best that we do not forget that oil is getting expensive once more. Expect to pay more. Oh wow, we do experience pump pain.

study room

Life is like a study room. Certainly, it is a learning experience. Well, not for all of us. Most people want to find a new purpose.

newspaper

I love to drink coffee in the early morning. Also, it is great to read a crispy broadsheet newspaper. There is so much that is right now going on. However, the hours of our day are limited for us. Hey, we do wish that things were better for us. Still, we are barely hanging on.

astral hell

Steven Gibbs warns us on astral hell, and here it is. Basically, you never want to use the south pole field of the HDR electromagnet; otherwise, you might pay a visit to a nasty place that smells like a rotten egg. Always remember to use the north pole field of the HDR electromagnet and you can check it with a compass. These are easy to get in an outdoor or hobby store. Best of luck to you.