exoplanets

Distant exoplanets are part of what NASA is looking at now. Great golly, the future is going to be an interesting one.

economic ruins

People make less money every year. Only like the super-rich get richer, and the rest of us get even poorer. Folks, what we face is economic ruins. Right now a stampede of meatless products is overrunning our grocery. Well, it is a lot cheaper to use soy. However, these are not good for you. Let me be the one to tell you. Soybean is not a good protein source.

Pancake fans

Pancake fans, or it that pans... like we got some sour news. IHOP is changing its own name. That is a tragedy for our already troubled times, but we ask you why this is. Frankly, we have no answer. Hey, they were doing super with the old one. Colleagues, we have no idea why they would even ponder changing their very iconic name. Best guess is that this event is like new coke, a massive colossal blunder of astronomical proportions or shall we say cosmic.

zen book

This just in. Ah yes, a zen book has a 5.5-inch touchpad screen. Well, that is so awesome. Like we wanna get one. Folks, it's simply amazing.

open plan office

Yo, this just in. Ah yes, the open plan office is sexism. Well, that is some sour news. Frankly, we did not see it that way. However, who are we to say. Butterflies are free to fly, or at least they should indeed be that way.

28 cores

Intel has a chip that is massive. 28 cores are wow. This really can take our breath away. Just what are they cooking for us?

books

There is no end to books we would like to read, but time is our enemy. Yeah, we need to work a lot and come home tired with no energy.

computing work

It is with sorrow... that we report this news. What we see is... factories were closed down years ago. Hey, most computing work is being sent overseas now. Get a college degree, but not in computer science. Otherwise, you will be forced to compete with people willing to do your work for less than our minimum wage.

concrete canyons

City living is no fun for me. There are concrete canyons. It feels to sterile and devoid of life, but there we are.

quantum physics

Fellows, quantum physics is spooky or eerie. Hey, this is more insane... than we can even imagine. I do wonder about our universe.

LAPD

LAPD uses data to predict crime. Let me see. Most crime probably happens in urban areas. Typically, at the city's inner core. Oh wow, we must be geniuses. Not a lot takes place in rural regions. Probably, they should ask me where most crime occurs. Here are some tell-tale signs. For example, you see a lot of liquor stores, psychic readers, tattoo parlors, gun shops, and a trailer park is near.

Hotel pools

Hotel pools are a mess. Yeah, they are often times full of parasites and germs. Disease outbreaks are common. In fact, I try to stay away. Listen to me, like we wish that there were fewer recreational pools in use. Certainly, that would be great for most of us.

AI

Finnish university has an AI course. It is open to everyone. Well, that is awesome news. Do hope to take it soon. Just wish that there is an English version. Otherwise, this lesson will not be of any use... like to others as well as me. Fellows, the time to soar is now.

empty

The opposite of XS is MT or empty as we say. OK, so a lot of restaurants are empty and they will not be around soon. Folks, it is our on going economic crisis. Sadly, it is getting worse. Things were not as bad a few years ago.

beautiful scenery

I love beautiful scenery. Just take a look that this view. Exactly as it should be and a great place we see.

vortex

Steven Gibbs says cats are important for finding a vortex. Fact is, they will often sleep over an open one. Maybe, they are attracted by its special energies. Yeah, that could possibly be the main reason. In contrast, birds do not like them any.


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blazers

Here are trim fit blazers that will give you a look that is pro. Funny how the more things change, the more they remain same. Bosses still want to hire talent that can dress for success. Oh yes, what ever that even means.

work less

Employees should world less and enjoy more. There is a compelling case. After all, often we see work as a curse.

AI programs

AI programs could affect the rule of law in coming years. I am not so sure... like what major effects that could even have on us. Perhaps, the future really is upon our universe. Right now we can run powerful computer programs. Basically, this is made possible using multiple processors. Still, we do need to understand the space we are in.

coke or pepsi

For most people, it is coke or pepsi. Yeah, we do agree. Still, coke is a favorite of mine. It is not just the flavor, but also, there is a historical reason.

Apple

Apple stock closes at a record up. This is great news. Well, I own an apple I phone as well as a laptop, but there is a pain. Yeah, a lot of software is PC only my fine ones. Also, stuff for apple computers is often more expensive. OK, so that should indeed surprise no one. Like wow, we do need to make more coin.

stand out

Help your business improve. Frankly, you want to stand out and win more consumers. It does not matter what product you are moving. What you need is excellent customer service. Like that should assist your company. Please remember that if people like you... they will tell their friends about you.

balance in our universe

There is a lack of balance in our universe. Scientists do not know the reason. Ah yes, those intellectual geniuses. Please ask our incredible men in science.

stress

Oh wow, stress really does turn your hair gray. A lot of us thought this was an old wives tale, but we were wrong. It is best that we remain serene.

war

I do hear the drums of war. They keep on getting louder every year. Sadly, humans cannot learn to live in peace.

30,000 big macs

World record is 30,000 big macs. Don Gorske is the winner. He really does like the two all beef patties on a bun with sesame. Oh wow, I personally have not eaten one in years. They taste similar to cardboard according to some. Doctor tell us that cholesterol is a mean one. Basically, it is not good for you.

Food

Food we buy really is shrinking in size. Well, the package anyway. It is a tricky way... for a firm to make more money. They sell you less of a product so you have to come by and buy more. Result is for them higher earnings. However, you have in your pocket less coins. Do keep both your eyes open.

most pop prez

Who is the most pop prez? It is Abraham Lincoln my enemies. He was a rep. Democrat Jefferson Davis fought to keep slavery and nearly won. Yeah, it was a long hard war. Thousands of people died so that all could live in freedom and let us not forget the ultimate sacrifice that was made by so many.

Cancellation

Cancellation will hit many a TV series. Low ratings is one reason. Hey, we do agree. People need to tune in.

sunscreen

Hawaii bans sunscreen. It might damage coral reefs we see. Just say that it is not so. Yeah, we do love to cover up. Well, here we go now. Basically, the whole world has gone crazy insane.

prison

Here is one thing we say on prison. It makes bad guys worse. Often, it is a college for teaching young lads how to commit crimes. Results are not good for us. Basically, we are stuck with a rise in violent crimes.