cop car

Police spend most of their time generating revenue. Basically, that means sitting behind a bush in a corner. Yeah, they are near an intersections looking for busy people who ignore a stop sign. Frankly, this is because giving out tickets brings the city money. Yeah, every place we look we see a cop car. They are their to make life even worse.

Bacteria

Bacteria create methane power. All you gotta do is eat beans my fine ones. Boy, this is not super genius. Hey yo, beans are the answer.

Religion

Religion is not as popular as it once was. OK, so back in the 60's it was near max pop. However, kids wanna have fun now. They associate fun and sin. Boy are they wrong.

mansions

Please remember that most people do not live in mansions. Yeah, they are so poor. Luck is a factor in who is wealthy and who is in penury. Find new ways.

Round up

Round up causes cancer. This weed killer might kill you. Hey, we are not making this up. It is going all over. Ah yes, those wonderful men in science. Just what did you cook up now?

wall mart

OK, so wall mart competes with amazon. They are grabbing online retailers just now. WALL mart snaps one more. Like this is a wow.

princess peach

Ah yes, princess peach loves mario.  He is the lucky one. Well, she is a princess.



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TV or not TV

Record numbers of people are abandoning television just now. 

Laptops are the main screen.

TV or not TV says me.

economy

Look at our economy. Coca-Cola will cut 1,200 jobs now. There is no reason. Like they still sell a lot of bottles and can. Just what is going on?

movies

Dominating is important in movies. Just look at Netflix and amazon. Here is what is coming in may. Friends, we see a lot of third rate D listed actors, but few big ones. Like those are less expensive. Yeah, that is what we guess. ♬

Shopping

Shopping is a scary experience. Look at all the malls closing down and boarding up. Customers go no green. Fellows, it is our own economic crisis. Yeah, they are getting even worse. Do wish politicians would not lie to us. After all, they claim we are improving every year.