Oh yes, birds used to be so common. That was many years ago. In the future, if we have any, they will be seen as rare.

Inflation has hit a new record for us. 9.1% it is now. Please do look at our scary grocery prices. Those just keep on going up. Food is so expensive. Hey, we do wish that this ongoing FRIGHT mare was soon over.
Believe it or not, there is a man... that gets paid to do zero. Oh wow, that does sound like an ideal job to me. Perhaps, he needs a side kick that does less than zero. Well, that particular person could indeed be me.
Squirrels are seen as cute by many people, but rats are seen as gross vermin. Do wonder why this is. After all, they do seem quite similar to me. Perhaps, we associate rats with disease and with mice. Those will often eat our food, but squirrels are not so nice.
Remote work is making us anxious. OK, so overthinking is one reason. People need to feel that they are part of a team and is not easy... like when your coworkers are far away. We do not just mean in distance, but also in awareness.
They by gender blur might become more common. It is not so hard to imagine what the far future will bring us. Basically, we see a world that is nothing like our previous one. Please do heed the fact that the blinking red warning signs are serious.
Brothers and sisters, the stock market falls as our economic crisis worsens. It might not seem so ominous now. However, do wait until later in our year. Already, we are seeing high gas prices. That leaves less money in the pocket of our consumers. OK, so the result is probably that we could face a massive recession. Do hope we can recover soon.
Down Jones went down some more. This is because people do fear that a massive recession is so near. Well, add me to that list mon ami.
Question, is it healthy or totally safe to be a vegan? I am not so sure. This is certainly one eerie universe we are in.